The Scariest Movie I’ve Ever Watched

For Halloween this year I was tasked with watching a horror movie, so I decided to watch probably one of the scariest movies ever made, 2016’s Trolls. This movie has some of the most scary things one can imagine, especially the sight of Justin Timberlake next to a woman. For those of you who have lived their lives piously enough to have never seen this satanic movie here is a plot description. Basically there is this village of these ogre-like people called the Bergens and they are the antagonists because they eat Trolls. The Trolls are colorful, happy, and bright little creatures who think the best contribution they can make to the world is pop music. Don’t get me wrong, I love pop music, but the music they chose to cover is interesting to say the least. All the songs are shameful covers of actually good songs, like “True Colors” by Cindi Lauper and “September” by Earth, Wind, and Fire. There’s a hierarchy of the Trolls and they have a king and the king has a daughter, Poppy. Poppy is friends with all the other Trolls, including the Troll played by James Corden, which in its own right is one of the scariest things to have in a movie. However, she is not friends with this one Troll named Branch, played by Justin Timberlake. Branch is the apocalypse prep Troll who is extremely edgy for such a bright species of creature, and being different, that's scary. But all the other Trolls, except for Poppy and Branch, get captured by this chef Bergen, and now Poppy and Branch have to save them. They eventually save the other Trolls by using love, romance, and manipulation, which is really scary in today's world. This movie is also scary if you think about it from the perspective of a Troll like omg eating other living things is everywhere nowadays, Jeffery Dahmer I don’t know what got America hooked on. The one good thing about the movie is when I don’t see it at all. Also the toys this movie was based on are SATANIC like literally, my mom has one on her desk and I think it moves every night. If you want to watch a not scary movie about eating someone alive, just watch Challengers. There's a lot of “eating” in that film. Enough being said this movie was enough to scare me into being ready for halloween. If you want to watch the film at 100x speed, I found a version on Youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ. I hope everyone finds the horror within this movie and enjoys their Halloween probably dressing up as mice, DUH!